Xena Warrior Princess: Polskie Forum XWP

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Rotfl

Ja po prostu padlam ze smiechu, najlepsze quote'y:

ROC:
Renne O'Connor, real name Connor O'Renee, (b 1973, d 1991, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996 (twice), 1997 (three times), 1998 (twice), 1999 (six hundred times), 2001, 2002 (three hundred and seventy four times), is probably most famous for having died more times than anyone else in the entire history of history, ever.

It was shortly after this that Raimi's boyfriend Rob Tapert was struck by Renee's good looks and cast her as Lucy Lawless' right breast in an episode of Hercules.

Their life together became a worldwide hit tv series, "Lucy Lawless: The Legendary Journeying Princess and Her Best Friend Who Is Not Her Lesbian Lover Unless The Ratings Are Dropping".

This series introduced the catchphrase, "Oh my gods, they killed Renee" into popular culture.

Renee then drifted into a destructive relationship with renowned breast fondler Hudson Leick.
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Xena Princess warrior may be the last savior of earth when the day of Bruce Campbell’s chin comes to rule all.

Xena, Warrior Princess was born in 1912 to a poor family of Traveling People outside Madrid. SHES A BITCH I WOULDN'T FUCK HER WITH MY OWN ASS Initially a scrawny, dirty child, she became the family champion after ripping a wild dog's leg off and beating him to death with it when he attacked her little brother, Xenu.

Eventually, Xena got sick of the repeated crucifixions, and moved to the beautiful Island of Lesbos, where she met Hippolyta, the strawberry-blonde Queen of the Amazon.

Though Xena died in Hippolyta's arms in the year 2003, her body disappeared, along with her hot-pants and her chakram, and it is generally accepted that she has become a Force ghost and will return to save us all from the zombie armies of Bruce Campbell's chin at the end of days.

Xena: Unsheathed is a hardcore Pornography Starring Xena and Hippolyta in an orgy with a creature of a Hydra-esque shape but with three penises.

Zico

Że też ludziom chce się takie kretyństwa w necie wypisywać. Nie mają nic lepszego do roboty, czy nie potrafią nic lepszego wymyślić?

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To nie kretynstwa, to parodie. Mi tam sie podobaja, brechtalam sie w glos czytajac to Very Happy

Na pocieszenie mam dla Cie parodie rowniez: [link widoczny dla zalogowanych] teraz sie podoba?

Zico

De gustibus non est disputandum...

atalanta

Quicquid Latine dictum sit, altum videtur

Zico

Niekoniecznie. Ale przynajmniej najgorsze głąby odpadają na starcie.

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Skonczcie mi z lacina, ja was BLAGAM! Wystarczy mi jej 1,5h w poniedzialki od 18 do 19:30 Confused

Zico

Nie cieszysz się, że rozwinie Cię to kulturalnie? Very Happy

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Nie! Nie, nie, nie, nie, nie, nie, nie, nie! BLE! A fe! O fooy! Agh! Ugh! BLEEEEEE!
Ja nawet za podworkowa nie przepadam, choc czasem sie cos wymsknie, no ale to jest tragos. Nic nie kumam, mieszaja mi sie koncowki, wsie deklinacje i koniugacje... Activi to tragos, pasivi jeszcze gorszy, BLE! Confused

atalanta

pamietam ten bol. Moja dobra i sprawdzona metoda to pisanie odmian. Duzo, duzo, duzo pisac. Byle jaki rzeczownik badz czasownik i odmieniac. Pozniej robi sie to automatycznie Wink

Wiem, ze musisz zdac, zaliczyc i zapomniec, ale niekidy warto jednak cos z tej laciny pamietac.

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BLE

Zasada 3x Z sie tez nie sprawdza, pierwsze kolo oblalam bo mi sie koncowki
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pomylily

Musze poprawic, a latwo nie bedzie, bo trzeba miec cholerne 75%, a trzecia deklinacja to taki kosmos, ze w ogole tego nie kumam.