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misterBlurred

przeszukując sieć znalazłem coś takiego:

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Xena: No, no, yes, no. I tried that. Yes, both ways. No, I don't know. No, again. Are there any more questions? Good.

Jedna z moich ulubionych scen. Tak samo ta:

Ares: I never knew you were looking for a father.
Xena: I'm not.
Ares: Well then someone clearly has the job.
Xena: Yeah, Gabrielle.
Ares: I would have paid to see that...

Wiecej cytatow:

from Animal Attraction:
XENA: It's impossible! I cannot be pregnant. If you
weren't such a quack, you would know that getting
pregnant involves certain physical requirements
that I haven't met in a long time and I mean a
very long time. No one, zilch, zippo. I am a love-free
zone. Therefore it is utterly impossible that I be up
the duff. So what's your diagnosis now?
HEALER: Mood swings!

XENA: You're wrong. Fighting men like Darcon is everybody's problem, especially mine.
TALIA: Not this time.
XENA: Really? Ah-h, so what makes Darcon different
from every other scum-sucking warlord?
TALIA: He's my husband.
XENA: Condolences.

TALIA: My mother was a midwife Xena. Wake up and
smell the diapers.

BARTENDER: What'll it be?
XENA: Milk.
BARTENDER: (laughs) Milk?!
XENA: I said milk! What, am I over-age?

from Punch Lines:
<Baby>
JOXER: Some set of pipes, huh?
XENA: What?
JOXER: I said, "Some set 'a lungs."
XENA: I can't hear you.
JOXER: Some set 'a lungs!
XENA: Oh yeah, swell. (to baby) Hey Kootchie-kootchie-koo.
<The>
WOMAN: Oh-h-h-h-h-h, did that mean old Warrior Princess
scare you? Yes, yes.
JOXER: Nice move.
WOMAN: How are you?
XENA: Are you kidding me? I scared it mute. What kind
of a mother am I gonna make?
JOXER: Oh, come on Xena. You're terrific with kids.

Gabrielle: [Gabrielle assesses her surroundings] "The Elysian Fields... only heroes wind up here."
[a Pause]
Gabrielle: "Dead heroes."
[She looks down, realizes she is completely naked and covers herself with her arms in disbelief and embarrassment]
Gabrielle: "Dead naked heroes."

Gabrielle: Your mother loves you.
Eve: Then why is she trying to destroy me?
Gabrielle: Xena wants to protect you. She won't fight you.
Eve: Well, maybe she just hasn't been properly motivated.
[Livia puts a blade to Gabrielle's throat]

Eve: Oh goody. Mom's here.
[then they break into battle]

Alti: [Alti appears before Gabrielle in the Spirit Realm] Xena's Little Bitch. Welcome to the doghouse!

Ares: I never knew you were looking for a father.
Xena: I'm not.
Ares: Well then someone clearly has the job.
Xena: Yeah, Gabrielle.
[Gabrielle smirks]
Ares: I would have *paid* to see that...

Leah: You AREN'T virgins?
Gabrielle: Well, *I* was married at the time.
Leah: Well, we all have our little EXCUSES, hmm?
Gabrielle: [Xena smirks] Were you?

G: "Did you see the guy they want me to marry?"
X: "He looks like a gentle soul, that's rare in a man."
G: "It's not the gentle part I have a problem with, it's the dull, stupid part."
-- Gabrielle and Xena in "Sins of the Past"

G: "Does it all happen because of fate? Or is it just chance?"
X: "I think it all happened 'cause you slept on a rock."
-- Gabrielle and Xena in "Cradle of Hope"

G: "You just think I'm a kid."
X: "No I don't, I just don't have time to convince you right now."
-- Gabrielle and Xena in "The Titans"

E: "Come. Now."
G: "I'm sorry you must have me mistaken for a pet."
E: "Would you come with me?"
G: "That's better."
-- Ephiny and Gabrielle in "Hooves and Harlots"

M: "Gabrielle, do you want to fight me to the death?"
G: "Not really."
-- Melosa and Gabrielle in "Hooves and Harlots"

X: "I only remember one story told me when I was young. It was about two orphans who decided to search the world for their families. And it's all about their adventures, and how they kept searching. But the part I remember most is the end. And when the first man..."
G: "Reached the end of his journey, he found himself at the beginning. The family he had sought had traveled the world with him. The only family he'd ever known, ever needed, was standing right beside him. I know the story."
X: "Thanks for being my family. You're like a sister to me. Now go get your dream."
-- Xena & Gabrielle in "Athens City Academy Of The Performing Bards"

X: "Gabrielle this is Marcus."
G: "Oh I've heard so much about you. I'm sorry we didn't get to meet before you were...killed."
-- Xena and Gabrielle in "Mortal Beloved"

X: "Hey, you all right?"
G: "Yeah, yeah I'm good. Considering I was almost road-kill, I'm perfect."
-- Xena and Gabrielle in "The Prodigal"

G: "I'm great. I can't see but I'm good."
X: "Try using both eyes."
G: "Oh, oh yeah that's better."
X: "Think you can stand?"
G: "You mean I'm not?"
-- Gabrielle and Xena in "Altered States"

X: "What are you doing here? I thought I told you to wait for me at the cave."
G: "I did and then this rock told me I had to come find you."
X: "The rock spoke to you?"
G: "Well, yeah, I mean his voice was a little gravely but I understood..."
-- Xena and Gabrielle in "Altered States"

G: "Well, if you shot ten arrows at me, how many do you think I'd miss?"
X: "Only one."
G: "That could be a problem, huh?"
-- Gabrielle and Xena in "The Greater Good"

G: "No, look, you promise me, if something happens to me, you will not become a monster. There's only one way to end this cycle of hatred, and it's through love and forgiveness."
X: "Don't you go changing Gabrielle, I like you just the way you are. Go get some sleep."
G: "No. No, you promise me."
X: "I promise."
-- Gabrielle and Xena in "Callisto"

G: "Come on Xena, not even you can stop an entire war. All right, look, I did not mean that as a challenge!"
X: "Stay here with Ephiny."
G: "What are you going to do?"
X: "I'm going to find a safe place for Ephany to have her baby, and then I'm going to stop this war."
G: "I've got to learn to keep my mouth shut."
-- Gabrielle and Xena in "Is There a Doctor in the House?"

C: "I've missed you, Xena."
X: "You never wrote."
-- Callisto and Xena in "Return of Callisto"

G: "Xena?"
X: "Yeah?"
G: "Promise me that you'll never die on me again."
X: "Oh, I promise."
-- Gabrielle and Xena in "The Quest"

X: "Are you sitting on the soap?"
G: "I was wondering what that was."
-- Gabrielle and Xena in "A Day in the Life"

G: "Can we talk? Of course not. I betrayed you. The pathetic thing is-- I thought I was saving you. My reverence for life kept a brutal tyrant in power, and led to my best friend's execution. I know you hate me Xena-- no more than I hate myself."
X: "Scratch my nose, will you?"
-- Gabrielle and Xena in "The Debt II"

Guard: "Virgins only."
G: "Is it written on my forehead?!"
-- guard and Gabrielle in "Warrior...Priestess...Tramp"

A: "Ding dong, the bitch is dead."
-- Ares in "Bitter Suite"

G: "How many campfires?"
X: "30 or 40."
G: "10 men or so per fire. That's good. For a minute there, I thought we were in trouble."
-- Gabrielle and Xena in "One Against an Army"

Xena: "It's not easy proving you're a different person."

Xena: "Gabrielle, if I only had 30 seconds to live, this is how I'd want to live them, looking into your eyes. Always remember I love you..."

Gabrielle: "Wherever you go, I am by your side."

Gabrielle: Xena, are you saying I forgot everything that happened yesterday?
Xena: You didn't just forget it never happened to you.
Gabrielle: Well if it never happened, then what's to forget?
Xena: Today!
Gabrielle: But today hasn't happened yet.
Xena: Well it happened to me.
Gabrielle: Yesterday?
Xena: No the *other* today.
Gabrielle: So you're saying that today is actually yesterday for you, but for us today is today because we can't remember that yesterday was today right?
Xena: Right (pleased)
Gabrielle: Well I don't get it.
- Been There Done That

misterBlurred

też lubię ten cytat:
Xena: No, no, yes, no. I tried that. Yes, both ways. No, I don't know. No, again. Are there any more questions? Good.

ten:
X: "What are you doing here? I thought I told you to wait for me at the cave."
G: "I did and then this rock told me I had to come find you."
X: "The rock spoke to you?"
G: "Well, yeah, I mean his voice was a little gravely but I understood..."

i to Laughing

:
C: "I've missed you, Xena."
X: "You never wrote."
-- Callisto and Xena in "Return of Callisto"

a to było kapitalne:
Gabrielle: Xena, are you saying I forgot everything that happened yesterday?
Xena: You didn't just forget it never happened to you.
Gabrielle: Well if it never happened, then what's to forget?
Xena: Today!
Gabrielle: But today hasn't happened yet.
Xena: Well it happened to me.
Gabrielle: Yesterday?
Xena: No the *other* today.
Gabrielle: So you're saying that today is actually yesterday for you, but for us today is today because we can't remember that yesterday was today right?
Xena: Right (pleased)
Gabrielle: Well I don't get it.

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"What's wrong with this place?"
"Hello beautiful." burp
"Another place sounds good."
-- Gabrielle and drunk in "Chariots of War"

"Remind me to talk to you sometime about your taste in men."
-- Xena to Gabrielle in "Chariots of War"

"Are you so brave that you fear somebody caring for you?"
-- Darius in "Chariots of War"

"You call that a jump?"
"No, it was a frantic leap."
-- Xena and Gabrielle in "Chariots of War"

"All right, the rules of survival: #1. If you can run, run. #2. If you can't run, surrender, then run. #3. If you're outnumbered, let them fight each other while you run. #4..."
"Wait...more running?"
"No, four is where you talk your way out of it, and I know you can do that."
-- Xena and Gabrielle in "Dreamworker"

"I'll keep this[breast dagger] for the time being."
"Ha! It's not like your breasts aren't dangerous enough!"
-- Xena and Gabrielle in "Dreamworker"

"You're lucky the tree was unarmed. You could've been hurt."
-- Xena in "Dreamworker"

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."
-- Gabrielle in "The Path Not Taken"

"You've been helping people."
"Someone taught me it's the only reason to be on this earth."
"Now who would that be?"
"Some legendary hero, I forget his name."
-- Hercules and Xena in "Prometheus"

"Now you don't even believe I'm me. You think I'm Xena, well I can't be Xena, because I'm not Xena." sob
"You're not Xena."
-- Princess Diana and Gabrielle in "Warrior...Princess?"

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Autolycus: Distracts me? A beautiful woman lying naked in a bathtub?
[Laughs]
Autolycus: ... Where was I?

Joxer: There's a lot we can learn from each other, you know.
Autolycus: Sure. Hey, why don't you start by teaching me how to disappear without a trace?
Joxer: Okay! First, you...
[offended]
Joxer: Hey!
Autolycus: [to Gabrielle] Why is he here?
Gabrielle: He knows Jett.
Autolycus: No, in a grander sense - why is he here?

Nie wiem czy sie jakies nie powtorzyly

Mam nadzieje, ze nie. Sporo bylo zabawnych i nie tylko cytatow.

KD10

Też bym się pośmiała....gdybym znała angielski Laughing

Może znajdzie się jakiś mało zapracowany i trochę potłumaczy? Nie tylko ja pewnie jestem takim matołkiem Crying or Very sad

Setra

Od razu matołkiem. Jak Xene oglądasz to na pewno znasz. Wiesz-tu bardzo liczy się kontekst w jakim słowa były wypowiedziane, określona sytuacja i zachowanie naszych bohaterek Smile

"Remind me to talk to you sometime about your taste in men."
-- Xena to Gabrielle in "Chariots of War" - przypomnij mi, żebym porozmawiała z tobą o twoim guście do mężczyzn- w wolnym tłumaczeniu. Z rydwanów wojny kiedy to Xena dowiedziała się podczas ucieczki rydwanem kogo Gabriela poznała i zaczęła uważać za drugą połowę, czytaj-kolesia który ich ścigał Smile

Kojarzysz sytuację?

Albo:

C: "I've missed you, Xena."
X: "You never wrote."
-- Callisto and Xena in "Return of Callisto"

Callisto- tęskniłam za Tobą Xena
Xena - Nigdy nie napisałaś.
Callisto po ucieczce z paki i spotkaniu Xeny Razz

KD10

Coś tam mi dzwoni, choć osobiście mam inne ulubione teksty już po tłumaczeniu. Pewnie że jak nie masz przed oczami sceny to sam tekst jest bez sensu. Dzięki i za kawałek Laughing

Z

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Owszem, udalo Ci sie i nawet edycja x4 Ci wyszla, oby tak dalej Smile

Luna

Dla mnie zabawny cytat, a szczególnie mina Cal:

Callisto: "Here, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy"

RETURN OF CALLISTO
Pzdr

KD10

"Niech bogom będą dzięki za głupich cyklopów" pierwszy odcinek który już na początku zapowiada że serial będzie ok!

misterBlurred

X: Nie, nie, tak, nie. Próbowałam już. Tak, oba sposoby. Nie, nie wiem. Nie, znów. Jeszcze jakieś pytania? Świetnie.

X: CO ty tu robisz? Myślałam, że kazała mi czekać na mnie w jaskini.
G: Czekałam, ale ten kamień powiedział mi, że muszę iść cię odnaleźć.
X: Kamień przemówił do ciebie ?
G: Cóż, tak, znaczy jego głos był chropawy, ale zrozumiałam.

G: Xena, czy starasz się powiedzieć, że zapomniałam wszystko to co stało się wczoraj ?
X: Nie zapomniałaś, ty po prostu tego nie przeżyłaś.
G: Jeśli nie przeżyłam, to co miałam zapomnieć?
X: Dzisiaj!
G: Ale 'dzisiaj' się jeszcze nie zdarzyło.
X: Zdarzyło się mi.
G: Wczoraj ?
X: Nie, w tym innym dzisiaj,
G: Więc mówisz, że 'dzisiaj' jest dla ciebie 'wczoraj', ale dla nas 'dzisiaj jest dzisiaj' bo nie możemy pamiętać, że wczoraj było dzisiaj, tak ?
X: Tak!
G: Nie kapuje.

R

"Xena, you're now on DVD." --Gabrielle, seeing the display at the market
"No, I'm on Argo." --Xena, looking down from her mount

"You're in TV Guide, Gabrielle? What's 'TV'?" --Xena
"You know those guys that always follow us around, how they have that box with an 'eye' in the end?..." --Gabrielle

Our favorite heroines relax in Disneyland:
"Eek! Xena! Get this mouse off me!" --Gabrielle, holding off Mickey Mouse
"Sure thing." --Xena, reaching for her chakram
(Next scene edited due to violent content)

"You realize we've given birth to two babies on this show now." --Gabrielle
"And we didn't need sex for either of them!" --Xena

"Buffy Summers? Just another irritating blond!" --Xena

Overheard during Season 5:
"Knock, knock!" --Gabrielle
"Who's there?" --Xena
"I don't know--I lost my sense of humor!" --Gabrielle

"Xena, I keep having these dreams where I'm a Trojan princess named Deianeira." --Gabrielle
"Strange. I dream that I'm an Amazon lieutenant named Lysia." --Xena

"Gabrielle, why did you stab me?" --Korah, as he lays dying
"Nobody writes scrolls on this show but me!" --Gabrielle

misterBlurred

''lookin' good'' Gabrielle w Finns Femmes and Gems Very Happy

zabija mnie tym swoim tonem haha Very Happy